RE: off topic: Windows XP Source Code

From: Lee Hughes (leehughes@totalise.co.uk)
Date: Thu Dec 13 2001 - 14:01:55 CET


On a side note

It took me 4 hours in total to install windows 2000 on to a pc, with about
10 reboots to get all devices working...

on the other hand Mandrake 8.1 , took 10 min's to install, detected all my
devices and worked first time,

although I did have to install my driver for my geforce2 mx, which was hard!
but fun, and worked too :-).....

as i said before.

Linux rocks the party.... ;-).

but will the evil empire have the last laugh with this .net silly stuff?

Laters,
Lee

>===== Original Message From "Renato" <renato@jfrj.gov.br> =====
>Our spies found Windows XP main program source code.
>Take a look below.
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
>
>
>
>/************************ CLASSIFIED! Windows XP Source Code
>******************************/
>
>#include "win31.h"
>#include "win95.h"
>#include "win98.h"
>#include "workst~1.h"
>#include "evenmore.h"
>#include "oldstuff.h"
>#include "billrulz.h"
>#include "monopoly.h"
>
>#define INSTALL = HARD
>
>char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
>
>void main()
> {
> while(!CRASHED)
> {
> display_copyright_message();
> display_bill_rules_message();
> do_nothing_loop();
>
> if (first_time_installation)
> {
> make_150_megabyte_swapfile();
> do_nothing_loop();
> totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
> search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
> make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
> disable_Netscape();
> disable_RealPlayer();
> disable_Lotus_Products();
> hang_system();
> }
> write_something(anything);
> display_copyright_message();
> do_nothing_loop();
> do_some_stuff();
> if (still_not_crashed)
> {
> display_copyright_message();
> do_nothing_loop();
> basically_run_windows_3.1();
> do_nothing_loop();
> do_nothing_loop();
> }
> }
> if (detect_cache())
> disable_cache();
> if (fast_cpu())
> {
> set_wait_states(lots);
> set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
> set_mouse(action, jumpy);
> set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
> }
>
> /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1"); */
> /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
> /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
> /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
> /* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */
> /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
> /* printf("Welcome to Windows 2000"); */
> printf("Welcome to Windows XP");
> if (system_ok())
> crash(to_dos_prompt)
> else
> system_memory = open("a:swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
>
> while(something)
> {
> sleep(5);
> get_user_input();
> sleep(5);
> act_on_user_input();
> sleep(5);
> }
>
> create_general_protection_fault();
> }
>
>-------------------------------------------------------
>
>
>
>
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